Sunday, December 24, 2006

Livin' on the Yuletide edge, baby


On occasion, the headmaster has attempted to get the oil tank down to the very bottom before filling it. He takes it as a personal challenge - how low can he go? Last year, he caved at 1/8th of a tank.

In this, his second winter at the helm, he boasts of a better grasp of the oil gauge's accuracy. And he believes he can virtually take it to fumes. On this Christmas Eve morning, the gauge reads almost 1/16th of a tank. The oil company cannot deliver until the afternoon of the 26th, at the very earliest. The weather calls for near-freezing temperatures overnight, with rain likely. The firewood is all soaking wet. The Headmistress has no idea he is conducting this experiment.

Can't you feel the excitement building?! Fasten your seatbelts - this one could get rough.



postscript - The Academy regrets the possibility that a headmaster may be harmed in the making of this blog entry.

1 comments:

21 Charles Street said...

How much is the Headmaster willing to pay to keep the Headmistress in the dark on this little 'I don't believe there's a buildup of sludge in the tank and can run it to the fume stage' thing? Huh......