Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Aw, I'm always it...

I've been tagged, and now I'm it. I'd better get to it before someone else uses one of the few other bloggers I know.

Five things you don't know about me:

1: I mooned Senator Joe Biden

2: I had to pick tampons out of my boss's office plants

3: I was escorted through Ronald Reagan Airport by four prostitutes

4: I was nearly gang-banged in a limo, and barely escaped with my life

5: I've had a total stranger ask me how big my "package" was



Oh, and all five things happened on the night of Clinton's first Inaugural Ball. Pat - no additional information, please.

ok, so Mrs. Quad, Nurse Jhonni, Gustavo, and Chrysti, you are IT.

Hey, I never said I was good at math.

6 comments:

RedWrites said...

And how big was that "package" Jim?

Lisa said...

Good news, Jim. We gotta hear more about all of your 5 things on some of your upcoming blogs. So you're set for topics this week, n'est pas? You can thank me later.

Jim Chandler said...

Red - you can ask Senator Biden. Man, that dude has NO sense of humor.

Jhonni said...

Any relation between 3 and 4?

Jim Chandler said...

Jhonni -

Um... actually, no. Unless those big, hairy-knuckled limo guys were prostitutes.

sigh... its a loooong story.

(Big relation between 2 and 3 though.)

21 Charles Street said...

Ladies, for no additional fee - I can tell you that I now have a new idea for my next blog. See, I was there for #'s 1 thru 4 and I have pictures to prove it!